Thank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE
If you wish to self terminate by electric shock - press one
For termination by overdose - press two
If you would like to make a reservation at the end of our drowning pool - please press three
For termination by hanging - please press four
For death by self inflicting gunshot - press five
To speak to a representative, stay online
If you do not wish to die - please hang up now...
I need to speak to a representative... there is no number for SELF-IMMOLATION. or death by masterbation... or being eaten alive by *insert animal/s/insects of choice here* ... WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SUICIDE LINE IS THIS???!! X3 <3
I really don't know why, but that makes me laugh really hard! Maybe it's just the horridly cute little thing screaming that.... wait, I had a thought there, and I think it fell out. Anyway, I think I'll just laugh some more and fav this.